Monday, December 13, 2010

Optometrist Josh

Unfortunately, I am somewhat squeamish when it comes
to lots of blood and big scars. Not to mention my eyesight
isn't up to par, so I wouldn't want to be any doctor that cuts
skin. I would almost have to be an Optometrist, since i have
had contacts since age 10 and glasses as far as i can remember.
I would be able to give good and accurate advice from experience.

20 ft. tall?

I would detest life if I was 20 feet tall. there would
be almost no clothing store that sells clothes to fit
me, no way for me to comfortably enter a building,
and in order to sleep id need more than 20 feet of
bedding. It would be a very hard yet interesting life.

Semi-Mind-reader

I find out more and more as the days pass that I have
a good tuition. I guessed exactly how many bracelets
were on my girlfriends wrist, the approximate year a
song was made (though not the band), and have a
good guess when it comes to upcoming buses and trains.
Rarely can I make a completely, way off, guess.

Italian Sandwich

I would create a spaghetti sandwich on garlic bread with
sausage replacing the meatballs. I'm always making
sandwiches out of any meal I eat with bread. So one
evening, while having sausage spaghetti, I found out it's
best when in a folded piece of bread.

The Kind Heart of Hers

Though it took some pain and time I caught
The most valuable thing that can't be bought
The heart of Ms. Acrie is finally mine,
And all it took was a "little" of my time.

Since around this time last year I have found
Myself infatuated with her, as my favorite noun.
And as we talked, I gained some space,
in her big warm heart, a wonderful place.

So now this wonderful prize is mine,
The title of her boyfriend, the feeling, sublime

Flying powers for an acrophobiac?

Yes, though one of my greatest fears is falling from high
heights, I'd very much like to choose flight as my super
power. It's better than most, because there is always
a way to use it, like reaching destinations faster, beating
traffic jams, and also saving people who are falling from
deadly heights without a parachute. This power, though,
would be used mostly for recreational purposes.

Man on the Moon

While I do still fear heights, I strangely yearn to venture the stars.
And while I can dream about it, the moon seems like a nice start.
Its not at all like Jupiter, it's far from hazardous in the astronomical
field actually. It's gravity also isn't far from ours so of course it seems
great. Only spooky thing about it would be that since there is ice on
the moon, does that mean there's life also?